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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway west of Geelong. 

But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over 

at a rate of three to six a day. 

So one day Farmer John called the local police station and said,   "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so

fast and killing my chickens."    

"What do you want us to do?" asked the policeman. 

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" 

So the next day the policeman had the Main Road’s workers 

go out erect a sign that said: 

SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING 

        Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, 

"You've got to do something about these drivers. The ‘school 

crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!" 

So, again, the policeman sends out the Main Roads workers’  

and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY 

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and

called and called every day for three weeks. 

Finally, he asked the policeman, "Your signs are doing no

good at all ... can I put up my own sign?" The policeman said, "Sure, go ahead." 

He was willing to let Farmer John do just about anything

in order to get him to stop calling to complain. 

The policeman got no more calls from Farmer John. 

Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the policeman

and he decided to give Farmer John a call. “ How’s the 

problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did,” replied Farmer John, ”and not one chicken 

has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."  He hung up the phone.     The policeman was really curious and he thought to himself,

"I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign … it might

be something that WE could use to slow down drivers." 

So he drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped 

the moment he saw the sign.     It was spray painted on a sheet of wood....   

NUDIST COLONY 

Go slow and watch out for chicks!

Keep Smiling ...and have a nice Day   

Jon. w at December 23, 2011 at 12:18 AM

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway west of Geelong. 

But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over 

at a rate of three to six a day. 

 

So one day Farmer John called the local police station and said,   "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so

fast and killing my chickens."    

"What do you want us to do?" asked the policeman. 

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" 

So the next day the policeman had the Main Road’s workers 

go out erect a sign that said: 

 

SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING 

 

        Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, 

"You've got to do something about these drivers. The ‘school 

crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!" 

So, again, the policeman sends out the Main Roads workers’  

and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY 

 

        

 

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and

called and called every day for three weeks. 

Finally, he asked the policeman, "Your signs are doing no

good at all ... can I put up my own sign?" The policeman said, "Sure, go ahead." 

He was willing to let Farmer John do just about anything

in order to get him to stop calling to complain. 

 

The policeman got no more calls from Farmer John. 

Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the policeman

and he decided to give Farmer John a call. “ How’s the 

problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did,” replied Farmer John, ”and not one chicken 

has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."  He hung up the phone.     The policeman was really curious and he thought to himself,

"I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign … it might

be something that WE could use to slow down drivers." 

 

So he drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped 

the moment he saw the sign.     It was spray painted on a sheet of wood....   

NUDIST COLONY 

Go slow and watch out for chicks!

 

 

 

Keep Smiling ...and have a nice Day   

 

Ha Ha and Merry Crested Christmas to all!

Needed that laugh!